April Fools

Sigh, it's the first of April and the internet is rife with hoaxes, jokes and blatantly false information, all in the name of good-natured humor. Google as always leads the way. They want to send free printouts of your email to your home, in a service called Google Paper. They'd like you to enjoy a new FREE broadband services piped into your home through err the sewer pipes. This breakthrough service is called TiSP. The vivid Installation instructions are truly a sight to behold.

Nobody is immune:

• Slashdot takes a swipe at Digg's rating system.
• PC World reports Haptics Technology Turns Phones into Weapons. Be sure to take a look at the authors picture.
• CNN wants to transmit power.. wirelessly
• Some random german site wants Mozilla to sue Microsoft. Yeah right.
• North Korea's Kim Jong-Il has a soft corner for Pirates.
• Howstuffworks is willing to put Cellphones in your TEETH!
• We dont like random species of M************ Snakes on a M************ Plane. so we have Pythons on Planes

All this tomfoolery and shenanigans however is not without precedent, without much further ado, I present to thee the top ten list of best April fool Hoaxes. There has to be a top ten list of Everything right? right?

Groan. Please wake me up when April ends.

UPDATE:
they just keep coming

UPDATE2: NDTV too! retrieving sounds from walls indeed!