Hello...
Hello...Hey, Wats up?
Hey listen, Im here at the bank and will leave in 10 min and then would want to buy a few clothes before i head home.
Ok, so?
Wat so? I want you to come along.
[Me???Why me?]
Ok!Where are you gonna shop?
So you are not going with me?
mmmm, actually...
Im a little...
Stories! Stories!!! All the time!
You've never had time for me. NEVER
Your watch never ticks for me.
You have time for all your friends. Your Uncle, the two year old akka's daughter, the security at your apartment. But not for me. Fine am going. And you dont say a word.
....
....
...
Hello, Hello???You there?Say something!
But the order was to not say a word, right?
Smart, huh???Well, know that you are not smart,Ok?
Ok.
Ok???Is that wat you said. Did i jus hear you say "O" "K"?
[irritated and sighing]
Where are WE going? Tell me.
You dont have to force it on yourself.Thanks for being sweet. And am hanging up now
Stop. Listen. I thought i'll watch this match on TV...but when you wanna do this so important, i'll go with you. No Problem.
Really???
[Ofcourse not. But do i have a choice]
Hell Yea.Lets do this. I shall pick you up in 30 mins.
Love ya.
Too.Bye!
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[At the store]
Why is that every store places guys garments always on the top most floor?
Stop being silly.
Thats not silly. That is one genius of a question. Have you ever thought about this? For that matter, you think anyone here even thought about it?
Im definitely not gonna waste time answering that.
Dude, you are asking the wrong person. Ask me.
You? Who are you? The Voice.
Voice? What do you know? Do you have answers to my questions?
Oh i do.
Ya , so wats it?
The guys garments being placed on the topmost floor??? Thats a simple answer!
Really, why?
Guys garments are all boring. So boring. Very uninviting. On the other hand, look at them. Aahhh! They are so brilliant, flashy, sexy, gorgeous. Wouldnt you just stop by that window if you even see a doll dressed up like a bikini model.
Alrite thats it! You are just reading me like an open book. Scary Voice, Go away!!!
[After like 45 mins]
Hon...You done?
What do you mean done? Ive looked at only 3 dresses so far.
Its been almost an hour in this store already, and i've seen myself in almost all the mirrors here.
Come on dont be a crybaby!!!Now go ahead and count the black squares on the floor while i quickly go thru the pile here.
That is so mean. Not fair!!! I agreed to come along skippin the match. And this is all i get in return.
Alright Alright, Gimme 10 mins and i'll be done here.
[after an hour]
Excuse me. Did you see a tall guy, with a weird look on his face wandering like an unaccompanied minor here???
oh that bloke, i saw him walking into that trial room last.
Thank you!
[From inside the trial room]
geerrrr, GEERRRR, GERERRRR, GEEERERERERRER
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3 comments:
Man..awesome one...too gud...I was just smiling reading it..if at home, i wud have ROTFL..
hahaha!
Good one again!
I can identify with the situation :)
There might be another reason why men's clothing are always on the top floor. Guess what happens when you are making your way to the top floor -through the other floors- just to buy that one shirt. You are still holding "hon's" hand, but her eyes are elsewhere, glowing and you hear something that closely resembles "my precioussssss"
counting black squares on the floor .. Have you ever walked in a funny way ensuring that you only step on certain colored tiles? Or that you follow certain patterns (like a chess knight for instance)?
Oh i know this guy from our SSN hostel who used to follow some random pattern everyday while walking...and when he is jus about to enter his room, if that pattern is broken for watever reason, he would start it all over again...Heheheheh...
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