Stripped

[At the Mall]
[Pointing at a shirt...]
Whaddya think?

Err...ok.

Hmm...I cant decide anything that fast...Would you believe if I say im still undecided as to what kinds i need to wear there to office?

[blankly]
Im not surprised!!!

Ahhh...i know...

[picks up a bright yellow shirt with red stripes and pocket flaps in the arms]
Hey, see this.

Awwww...My eyes!!!

[giggling]

Well, may be its time we start looking for wat we actually came here for.

Yep!

So how about this one?

Looks good. You should try them on. The fitting room is round the corner.

Yeah? You think so?

Ofcourse yea!

Then, maybe not!!!

Moron. Why do u ask me then?

Coz it tells me how horrible your taste is.

Yeah right! Stop your research right there...

[walking away...moving towards a manequin]
What would you say abt this?

what, the manequin? Primly dressed! But since when did you start ogling at male manequins?

Shuddup. I like what he wears and i want them.

You serious?

No kidding! Why? Can i not get those? Ofcourse I pay for it right?

May be we'll have to talk to one of those helpers.

[the helper walks in]
Sir, How may i help you?

Err...I like the shirt on the manequin. Do you have another set of the same?

Im sorry sir, thats the only piece we have in that shade.

Then, im gonna have to ask you for a favor. Can you remove that shirt from the manequin so i could try it on.

I'd be glad to, Sir.

[Whispering..]
What is it, some kinda gay parlor? You ask him to strip a guy and he says he'll be glad to...Gross

Shuddup. Its just a manequin.

But its still a guy.

Guess wat?

Wat?

You are gonna be famous.

Really? As what?

The guy who paid a 1000 bucks to see a guy strip. [Laughing wildly]

Yeah yeah. And that would make you famous as well.

Like How?

The one who stood by that guy and had a free show. Lucky You!!!

Yeow...

[Walking out of the store...]
Hey, Im hungry.

Pizza?

Buh...No. No Pizza No Burgers No Subs. Im tired of them.

Chinese?

Yeah...May be some chinese would do.

[while waiting for the order]
So when did you last visit UU blog.

been a while. Why?

Theres someone new there...Eskimo.

Eskimo???Crazy name!

Well it fits them.They all have crazy names.

Hehehehe...yeah.

By the way, the markets!!!

No we are not talking about that.

[Laughing]
Be a sport. Come on. What's your story? Bull or Bear?

I'd love to say Im atleast a bear. But in reality, im just simple plain jackass. Now how does that sound.

Terrible. Alright jackass, what do you want for dessert?

Hopeless people, pointless talk

hey

hey! wats up?

Nothing much! U?

We r just even then.

Hmm...so watever happened to that girl you got a number from.

lets not talk about it

Aaah...so thats a lotta talking to be done here.

Come on! Whats your problem now?

My problem??? Do i have a problem? I do haan???

Dei dei....dei...

Of all the people in this world "I" have a problem. I thought "U" had a problem.And the man who knows me best tells me this, that I HAVE A PROBLEM.

Dei dei....

Fine. Watever! If you dont wanna talk about it.

No. Jus one of those tough times.

I know...All you gotta do now is not to lose hope. The last thing that you wouldnt want is to lose all hope n be a zombie character sporting a miserable look on your face all day.

No. I dont want hope. Strip me fire me kick me kill me and the least thing I would ask for is hope. Thats killing me. People use it against me all the time. They give you hope and rob everything else.

everything???

Yea EVERYTHING!!!

hmmm

Yea, so i wanna become Master Hopeless. Hopelessness shall be my religion.

But why??? You are already showing grave symptoms of Alzheimer's. It scares me dude.

No I'm not. When you are without hope you dont care much. And that indifference makes you very attractive.

It does???

Never doubt it my friend. It sure is a plus. Indifference the new Mantra. Hopelessness the new religion. And I shall be its priest. Im gonna take it to the world. So that shall be the order of the NEW WORLD. Lets create it.

Ya right! Go get some sleep, dumb ass!!!